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Okay, breakfast is served.

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Keenan, are you sure you don't

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want any?

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Nope, I ate too many of

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those cookies you baked last

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night, so now I'm watching my

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carbs so I can stay in shape.

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Carbs so I can stay in shape.

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Mmm.

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Ooh, something smells good.

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Oh, well, that would be

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French toast and homemade apple

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French toast and homemade apple

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syrup.

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Would you like some?

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Oui, oui, monsieur.

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Oh, but you know what?

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Oh, but you know what?

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I'm running late, so I'll just

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settle for some cold French

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roast and a...A real apple.

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Roast and a...A real apple.

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[Laughs]

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French toast me later?

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What does that mean?

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Probably something nasty.

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Probably something nasty.

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Hey, drink your shake.

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Yep, it's something nasty.

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Oh, hey, you're using the

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Oh, hey, you're using the

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vase that I found at the garage

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sale.

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Oh, well, it was just laying

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there, so I decided to put

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something in it.

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Is that some more nasty talk?

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Is that some more nasty talk?

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Okay, you guys, don't worry

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yourself of any nasty talk,

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okay, and just have a good day

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at school.

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I love you.

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[Together] Love you too.

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[Together] Love you too.

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I love you too.

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There you go.

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Muah!

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Thank you.

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[Laughter]

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Oh, what I the world?

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Oh, what I the world?

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Oh, there's a crack in it.

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Seal it with some syrup.

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Seal it with some syrup.

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Which one of you did this?

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[Together] Not me.

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None of you cracked this

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vase?

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[Together] Nope.

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[Together] Nope.

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This vase just cracked

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itself?

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Maybe mom cracked it.

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No, she would have told me

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about it, which is something

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none of you are doing.

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None of you are doing.

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Maybe it's a magical vase.

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Ooh, maybe there's a genie

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inside.

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Inside.

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Yeah, rub it, dad.

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I am the genie of the vase.

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I will Grant you a few wishes.

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I will Grant you a few wishes.

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Well, my wish would be that

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my kids stop playing around

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and tell me who broke this vase.

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Aha!

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Aha!

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None of them.

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Two wishes left.

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Don't waste them, buddy.

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Don't waste them, buddy.

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You know what?

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My second wish is that my kids

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happily accept their punishment

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for not telling me who broke the

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for not telling me who broke the

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vase.

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Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh.

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Wait. We're punished?

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Oh, well, that doesn't sound

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Oh, well, that doesn't sound

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very happy.

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Finish your breakfast,

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because after school, you're all

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grounded until one of you comes

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clean.

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[Laughs]

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[Laughs]

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[Funky music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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And how does that make you

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And how does that make you

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feel?

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She doesn't care what I feel.

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Mm-hmm.

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If I didn't care, then why

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are we even here?

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Are we even here?

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The day that I stop caring is

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when this whole thing crumbles

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apart.

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There you go being dramatic

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There you go being dramatic

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again.

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Dramatic?

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Are you kidding me?

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Dramatic?

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I am not dramatic.

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I am not dramatic.

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Am I dramatic?

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Well, i--

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Ugh.

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Okay.

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You know what?

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I want all of your crap out of

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I want all of your crap out of

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the house by tomorrow.

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Fine.

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Fine.

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Fine.

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Okay, well, no one really

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Okay, well, no one really

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feels fine now, do they?

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Okay, let's just--can we sit

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back down?

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Back down?

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[Sighs]

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Thank you.

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Very good.

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Now, we have acknowledged some

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now, we have acknowledged some

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feelings today, and this

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relationship is gonna take some

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work, and I can't guarantee that

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work, and I can't guarantee that

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it's gonna be all fun,

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but I am willing to dive in and

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work through these issues

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work through these issues

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together if you are.

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Don?

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Fine.

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Fine.

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Okay, we'll come back

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tomorrow.

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What?

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What?

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Don, this is important.

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Besides, I hardly get to see

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you.

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Sherri, this is not a date,

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Sherri, this is not a date,

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baby.

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This is therapy.

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Why is it so quiet?

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Yes, it is quiet, isn't it?

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Yes, it is quiet, isn't it?

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[Laughs] Yes.

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Where are the kids?

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They are upstairs grounded.

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They are upstairs grounded.

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One of them cracked a vase in

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the kitchen, but if I knew it

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would result in this kind of

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quiet, they'd be grounded all

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quiet, they'd be grounded all

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the time.

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Wait a minute.

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So you punished all of them.

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Yes, I did, just until one of

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them breaks down and confesses.

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Them breaks down and confesses.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh, and which one exactly

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do you think did it?

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Well, I'm not quite sure, but

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Well, I'm not quite sure, but

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after I'm done, one of them will

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sing like a canary.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, you know what the bonus

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well, you know what the bonus

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is?

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Yes, I do, but do you know?

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Oh, no, I know.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, because we get this

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Yeah, because we get this

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living room back to ourselves.

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Exactly.

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See?

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Mm-hmm.

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See, that's why I married

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you.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, 'cause you're so

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brilliant.

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Wow, that's the only reason

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you married me?

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No.

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I also needed some help with

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I also needed some help with

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these kids.

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That's not funny.

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No, it's funny.

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No, that's not funny.

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No, that's not funny.

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Okay, we're gonna be

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grounded forever unless one of

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us confesses.

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Alexis?

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Alexis?

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Why me?

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Because you're the little

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one, and you can get over with

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your cuteness, so your

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punishment won't be so bad.

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Punishment won't be so bad.

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Mm, no.

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Kaci?

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Kaci?

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I didn't crack the vase.

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I'm not saying you did, but

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you always fly under the radar

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and do your dirt while I get in

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and do your dirt while I get in

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trouble, so this time, take one

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for the team.

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No.

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No.

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Why don't you just confess?

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Because first of all, I

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didn't do it.

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And secondly, snitching on

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and secondly, snitching on

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yourself is just dumb.

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I know, but we have to do

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something.

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I mean, this is serious.

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He went straight to the, "you

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he went straight to the, "you

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can't use anything with a

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screen," punishment.

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I know, and that's the worst

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one.

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What?

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What?

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Not for you.

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You don't even own anything with

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a screen.

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Hey, tvs have screens,

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so that means no victorious

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so that means no victorious

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for me.

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You don't know my pain.

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Touche.

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Wait, but if we didn't do it,

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Wait, but if we didn't do it,

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then who did?

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Maybe dad, and this is all a

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Maybe dad, and this is all a

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diversion.

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No, that's just dumb.

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Then mommy.

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No, she would have just

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thrown it away.

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Thrown it away.

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All right, then, if it's

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neither one of them, that means

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one of us is lying.

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Let's come up with a

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strategy, a strategy so that you

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strategy, a strategy so that you

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both feel understood, heard, and

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loved.

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Loved.

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Well, I would certainly feel

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more loved if we got to spend

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more time together.

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Well, okay, that's an honest

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Well, okay, that's an honest

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request.

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Don?

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I will look at my schedule,

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and I will make sure that

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there's always time for you.

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[Chuckles]

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[Chuckles]

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How do you feel about that?

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Well, that's better than I've

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been getting.

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Wait, now, Don, you

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Wait, now, Don, you

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understand how important

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spending time together is to

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sherri.

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It sounds like you're not making

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it sounds like you're not making

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yourself completely available.

316
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Is there something--something

317
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that's holding you back?

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Well, sherri understands that

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Well, sherri understands that

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I still have to deal with

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stuff at home: My kids, my wife.

322
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I mean, there's only 24 hours

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in a day.

324
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Right, I understand, so...

325
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Right, I understand, so...

326
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I'm sorry, your wife?

327
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Don's married.

328
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Oh, I understand the

329
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Oh, I understand the

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confusion.

331
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Sherri's not my wife.

332
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She's my girlfriend.

333
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She's my girlfriend.

334
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Sherri...Don.

335
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Sherri...Don.

336
00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,995
You two aren't married, so...

337
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,430
You two aren't married, so...

338
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You're having an affair?

339
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If that's what you want to

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call it.

341
00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,001
Oh, I'm sorry.

342
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,270
Oh, I'm sorry.

343
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,518
What would you call it?

344
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It's a relationship.

345
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I know, some people think it's

346
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wrong, but--

347
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Okay, let's just--let's just

348
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Okay, let's just--let's just

349
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put right and wrong aside for a

350
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second here.

351
00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,475
Okay, the fact is that Don is in

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a relationship with someone

353
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a relationship with someone

354
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else.

355
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Which has nothing to do with

356
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me.

357
00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,279
I see.

358
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I see.

359
00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,999
Okay, so let me ask you, Don,

360
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,660
okay, so let me ask you, Don,

361
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does your marriage deserve your

362
00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,081
full attention?

363
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,502
Dr. Reed, my wife and I are

364
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like brother and sister.

365
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Like brother and sister.

366
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We only stay together for the

367
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kids.

368
00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:39,633
I mean, the passion's been long

369
00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:39,879
gone.

370
00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,169
Mm-hmm.

371
00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:41,882
Mm-hmm, and would your wife say

372
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:42,001
the same thing?

373
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,920
The same thing?

374
00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,674
I don't know what she would

375
00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:45,545
say, but the heart wants what it

376
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wants.

377
00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:47,997
But, Dr. Reed, sherri and I, we

378
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,640
but, Dr. Reed, sherri and I, we

379
00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,299
came here to talk about us.

380
00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,717
And how many kids do you and

381
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:53,425
sherri have together?

382
00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:54,004
None.

383
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,560
None.

384
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,390
Oh, but you do have kids,

385
00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:58,306
right?

386
00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,484
Yes, two with my wife.

387
00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,002
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, about her...

388
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,030
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, about her...

389
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,858
You do understand that your wife

390
00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:06,003
and kids are a part of this

391
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,280
and kids are a part of this

392
00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:07,951
relationship, and that all the

393
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,239
time you spend with sherri takes

394
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,623
you away from your family.

395
00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:11,999
Like going to the gym, going

396
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Like going to the gym, going

397
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to work, spending time with

398
00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:15,951
friends.

399
00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:16,867
Spending time with me

400
00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,004
is no different than that time.

401
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,410
Is no different than that time.

402
00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,537
Is that true, Don?

403
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,785
Is spending time with sherri

404
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:23,997
like going to the gym?

405
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000
Like going to the gym?

406
00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,007
On a good day.

407
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,219
We be goin' all day.

408
00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:28,839
Okay, yes.

409
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:29,995
Okay, I got you.

410
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,840
Okay, I got you.

411
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:32,548
So, Don, you say that the heart

412
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,637
wants what the heart wants.

413
00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,002
What about your kids' hearts,

414
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,100
what about your kids' hearts,

415
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:37,683
Don?

416
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,977
I mean, just picture yourself as

417
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,600
a seven-year-old, you know, a

418
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,646
little seven-year-old just

419
00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:41,999
waiting for your daddy to come

420
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,610
waiting for your daddy to come

421
00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,688
home and take you to the puppet

422
00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:43,943
show.

423
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,823
That would never happen.

424
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,480
I hate puppets.

425
00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,997
They creepy.

426
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,240
They creepy.

427
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:48,779
Stay with me, Don.

428
00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,821
Every Saturday, your dad takes

429
00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,195
you to a puppet show in the

430
00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:53,821
park, and it is amazing, okay?

431
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:53,998
And then all of a sudden, he

432
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,780
and then all of a sudden, he

433
00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:55,827
starts seeing another woman, and

434
00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,500
then on Saturdays, he's, "got to

435
00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:58,748
go to the gym," so you don't see

436
00:08:58,829 --> 00:08:59,459
him anymore.

437
00:08:59,538 --> 00:08:59,908
Where's daddy?

438
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:00,000
I don't know where daddy is?

439
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,420
I don't know where daddy is?

440
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,119
But I'm gonna go to my room,

441
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:02,788
and I'm gonna "make my own

442
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,665
little pudding and fudge sock

443
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:05,962
puppets by myself."

444
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,415
Yeah, but I can't do the voices.

445
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,005
I can't do them, okay?

446
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,589
So it's just a waste of time.

447
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,585
Oh.

448
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:11,996
I think this is all the time

449
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,840
I think this is all the time

450
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,098
we have, so I am gonna see you

451
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,890
two in our next session, okay?

452
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:18,004
So have a wonderful afternoon,

453
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,810
so have a wonderful afternoon,

454
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,192
Don and sherri.

455
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,560
All right, I'm giving you

456
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:23,996
another chance.

457
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,650
Another chance.

458
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,270
Confess now, and your punishment

459
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,477
won't be too harsh.

460
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,647
But it's already harsh.

461
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,004
Okay, well, in addition to

462
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,700
Okay, well, in addition to

463
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,818
being banned from using anything

464
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,735
with a screen, each one of you

465
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,004
will copy the dictionary

466
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,120
will copy the dictionary

467
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,622
until one of you confesses.

468
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:40,664
That's not fair.

469
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,996
Can I use a children's

470
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,420
Can I use a children's

471
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,918
dictionary?

472
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000
You want to lie like you're

473
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:45,584
grown?

474
00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,628
You copy a grown-folks book.

475
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,002
Man, this sucks.

476
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,670
Man, this sucks.

477
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,875
Would you like me to add

478
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:51,505
more?

479
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,971
No, sir.

480
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,000
Well, let's go, chop-chop.

481
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,300
Well, let's go, chop-chop.

482
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,465
Let's get to copying.

483
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,600
Hey.

484
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,767
How was drinks with Gabby?

485
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:05,995
Oh, it was fine.

486
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,360
Oh, it was fine.

487
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,571
I just discovered mojitos.

488
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,001
Oh, congratulations.

489
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,150
Oh, congratulations.

490
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,567
You're sort of like Christopher

491
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:14,905
Columbus.

492
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,699
You just discovered something

493
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,002
that thousands of people already

494
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,160
that thousands of people already

495
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,122
knew about.

496
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,581
Ugh.

497
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,663
You want to tell me what's

498
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:23,998
going on?

499
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,250
Going on?

500
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,883
It's a moral dilemma.

501
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:27,749
I'm torn.

502
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,165
There is a couple that i'm

503
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,003
seeing that's having an affair.

504
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,050
Seeing that's having an affair.

505
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:31,880
Wow.

506
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,384
Well, that's not a good area for

507
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,006
you.

508
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,051
Oh, no, no, no, no.

509
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:35,684
I'm fine, okay.

510
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,000
They are the ones that are

511
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,100
they are the ones that are

512
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,389
clueless about how damaging

513
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,223
infidelity is.

514
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:41,997
I mean, they don't even seem to

515
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,390
I mean, they don't even seem to

516
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,675
realize how this may be

517
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,558
affecting the other people in

518
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,404
their lives.

519
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,689
They're nuts.

520
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,002
Whoa, "nuts."

521
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,730
Whoa, "nuts."

522
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,225
Is that in your professional

523
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,027
opinion?

524
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,189
Oh, please, Alex.

525
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:53,817
Come on.

526
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,003
I'm at home, okay?

527
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,360
I'm at home, okay?

528
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,315
I can be honest.

529
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:55,914
These people are horrible.

530
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,198
They want me to help them weave

531
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,452
their tapestry of lies.

532
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,003
It is a can of worms.

533
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,910
It is a can of worms.

534
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,124
Let me ask you this:

535
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,214
When you were talking to them,

536
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,368
were you talking to them as Dr.

537
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:05,996
Reed, the psychologist, or Carla

538
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,080
Reed, the psychologist, or Carla

539
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:07,876
Reed, the woman.

540
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,208
In the office, I am always

541
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,713
Dr. Reed--Dr. Reed.

542
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,045
Really?

543
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:11,998
Yes.

544
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,210
Yes.

545
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,626
Okay, well, I keep hearing

546
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:17,724
about infidelity, lies, nuts.

547
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,002
Is it too far-fetched, or

548
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,140
is it too far-fetched, or

549
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,761
could this have anything to do

550
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,997
with your dad?

551
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,600
With your dad?

552
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:26,935
Maybe.

553
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,439
Mm.

554
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,002
Perhaps.

555
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,270
Perhaps.

556
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,146
Mm-hmm.

557
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,995
Possibly my dad cheating on

558
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,990
Possibly my dad cheating on

559
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,071
my mom could have skewed my

560
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,157
objectivity.

561
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:41,832
Right, could have or did?

562
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:41,999
Okay, it did.

563
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,870
Okay, it did.

564
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,253
I mean, but how could it not?

565
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,000
Alex, our home was never the

566
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,830
Alex, our home was never the

567
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,246
same after that man destroyed

568
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:51,835
our family.

569
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,549
I know, babe, but we're

570
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:53,999
talking about two separate

571
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,880
talking about two separate

572
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:55,264
issues here.

573
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,339
I mean, one is professional.

574
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,505
One is personal.

575
00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,892
Now, the thing you have to ask

576
00:11:59,969 --> 00:11:59,999
yourself is, did you bring your

577
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,800
yourself is, did you bring your

578
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,096
personal baggage into their

579
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,760
session?

580
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,598
Thbbbt.

581
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,002
Yeah, thbbbt.

582
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,430
Yeah, thbbbt.

583
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,597
You don't have to answer it.

584
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,055
Just--it's just something to

585
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,685
think about.

586
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,400
Okay, I'm gonna think about

587
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,000
it.

588
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,110
It.

589
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,269
Okay, and I'm gonna be right

590
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:13,937
back.

591
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:14,444
No, please, babe.

592
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,355
Where are you going?

593
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,153
I'm going in to warm up some

594
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,995
dinner for you, because you need

595
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,320
dinner for you, because you need

596
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:18,954
some food to soak up that

597
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,739
liquor.

598
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,914
I'll be right back, babe.

599
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,662
Hey, so what letter are you

600
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,787
up to?

601
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,004
I'm still in the as.

602
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,040
I'm still in the as.

603
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,876
Mm, let me see.

604
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,001
Oh, honey, you're just copying

605
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,920
oh, honey, you're just copying

606
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,466
the words and the definitions.

607
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,799
I also want phonetic spellings.

608
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,804
So sorry.

609
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:41,995
You've got to start over.

610
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,970
You've got to start over.

611
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,765
Okay, okay, I did it.

612
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,000
I cracked the vase, okay?

613
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,350
I cracked the vase, okay?

614
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,845
I won't watch TV.

615
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,016
I won't use the computer.

616
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,314
I won't use my cell phone.

617
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:53,997
Just, please, no more spelling.

618
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,070
Just, please, no more spelling.

619
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,862
All right,

620
00:12:59,945 --> 00:12:59,995
spill it.

621
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,360
Spill it.

622
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,908
Well, after I went to bed,

623
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,001
I really couldn't stop thinking

624
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,160
I really couldn't stop thinking

625
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,503
about those cookies you baked,

626
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,498
so I waited until everyone was

627
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,420
asleep, and I snuck into the

628
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:11,999
kitchen.

629
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,500
Kitchen.

630
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,463
I got some milk and one cookie

631
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,093
from the jar and--

632
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,709
Uh, one?

633
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:17,996
Okay, four.

634
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,380
Okay, four.

635
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:20,966
I sat at the table, and I

636
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,050
started eating them, but then I

637
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:23,995
thought I heard someone coming,

638
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,180
thought I heard someone coming,

639
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,601
so I jumped up, and when I did,

640
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,099
I knocked over the vase.

641
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,021
So I picked it up, and I ran

642
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:29,999
into the den.

643
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,650
Into the den.

644
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,189
I'm sorry I lied.

645
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,001
[Sighs]

646
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,070
[Sighs]

647
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,608
Me too.

648
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,691
You know, you could have just

649
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,776
told me, kaci.

650
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,900
And now, you are grounded for

651
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,996
lying and for making Keenan

652
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,660
lying and for making Keenan

653
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,278
and Alexis suffer along with

654
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,534
you.

655
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,155
But I'm glad you finally

656
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,781
confessed.

657
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,997
Now, go to bed.

658
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910
Now, go to bed.

659
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,005
My hand is starting to cramp

660
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,932
up like you wouldn't believe.

661
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,000
I give up.

662
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,220
I give up.

663
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,063
Nothing is worth this.

664
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:08,928
You win.

665
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,274
You broke a brother down.

666
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,000
I cracked the vase.

667
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,150
I cracked the vase.

668
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,440
You did?

669
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:17,773
Yes.

670
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:17,996
I know I should have said

671
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,900
I know I should have said

672
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,783
something sooner,

673
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:21,529
but I really thought you'd just

674
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,440
let it go.

675
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,028
I mean, come on.

676
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,002
It's just a vase.

677
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,320
It's just a vase.

678
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,405
Well, that's not the point,

679
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:25,989
Keenan.

680
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,033
It's about taking responsibility

681
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,196
for your actions.

682
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,124
And that's what I'm doing

683
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,001
now, so am I still punished?

684
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,410
Now, so am I still punished?

685
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,624
Yes.

686
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,995
But out of curiosity,

687
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,460
but out of curiosity,

688
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,043
how is it that you came to crack

689
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,708
the vase?

690
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:41,996
Well,

691
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,420
Well,

692
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,677
I couldn't get any sleep last

693
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,008
night, so I decided to come in

694
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,053
the kitchen to get some extra

695
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:47,996
studying done.

696
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,600
Studying done.

697
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,469
Stop.

698
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,306
Okay, I wanted some cookies.

699
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,002
But as I went in, I saw the door

700
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,100
but as I went in, I saw the door

701
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,725
to the living room move, so I

702
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,562
jumped and knocked over the

703
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,476
vase, but as I went to go pick

704
00:14:59,565 --> 00:14:59,995
it up, I noticed a cookie was on

705
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
it up, I noticed a cookie was on

706
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,652
the floor, so I ate it.

707
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,997
That's just nasty.

708
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,410
That's just nasty.

709
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:06,988
They were delicious.

710
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,452
So I grabbed a few more from the

711
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,993
jar, took a swig of milk, and

712
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:11,826
then left.

713
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,000
Wait, you drank from the

714
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,450
Wait, you drank from the

715
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,616
carton?

716
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,464
Come on, dad.

717
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,618
I poured it in a glass.

718
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,003
Go to bed.

719
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,166
All right.

720
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:29,999
Daddy, can we talk?

721
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,350
Daddy, can we talk?

722
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,021
Let me guess.

723
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,058
You cracked the vase.

724
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,002
How'd you know?

725
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,390
How'd you know?

726
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,187
Wait, you really did crack

727
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:37,389
it?

728
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,598
No.

729
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,437
Alexis, come back here.

730
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,361
You just said you--

731
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,999
Okay, okay, yes, I did.

732
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,610
Okay, okay, yes, I did.

733
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,362
I snuck into the kitchen, poured

734
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,864
myself a glass of milk, then

735
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,995
went to get a cookie.

736
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,990
Went to get a cookie.

737
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,954
But there were none left, so

738
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,004
I poured the milk back into the

739
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,120
I poured the milk back into the

740
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,043
carton.

741
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,910
You did what?

742
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,416
I didn't want to waste it.

743
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,999
But as I poured the milk back

744
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,790
but as I poured the milk back

745
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,416
into the carton, I spilled some,

746
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,004
and as I cleaned it up,

747
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,010
and as I cleaned it up,

748
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,510
I knocked over the vase.

749
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,004
Keenan and kaci, come in

750
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,260
Keenan and kaci, come in

751
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,226
here.

752
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,638
The three of you just confessed

753
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:17,996
to the same crime.

754
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,890
To the same crime.

755
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:19,187
Wait.

756
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,979
These two confessed to cracking

757
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:21,863
the vase?

758
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:22,689
Yes.

759
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,003
Well, I didn't do it.

760
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,110
Well, I didn't do it.

761
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,031
Too late.

762
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:26,860
Now, come on.

763
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,574
Which one of you really did it?

764
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,743
None of us did it.

765
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,002
Then why would you confess to

766
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,450
Then why would you confess to

767
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,281
something you didn't do?

768
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,196
Most prisoners confess to

769
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,703
crimes they didn't commit under

770
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,235
stressful conditions.

771
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:35,997
Take medieval england or the

772
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,830
take medieval england or the

773
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,423
Spanish inquisition.

774
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,999
I am loving my history class.

775
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,040
I am loving my history class.

776
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,048
So it's true.

777
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,089
None of you really broke it,

778
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:46,301
huh?

779
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,000
[Together] No.

780
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,130
[Together] No.

781
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,677
Okay, I believe you.

782
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,002
You all can go to bed.

783
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,970
You all can go to bed.

784
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,765
Go to bed?

785
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,099
So that's it, just go to bed?

786
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,004
Yeah.

787
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,100
Yeah.

788
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:00,555
What do you mean?

789
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,604
Well, dad, if you're saying

790
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,358
that you believe us, then you're

791
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,069
also acknowledging that we told

792
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:05,999
you the truth from the start,

793
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,730
you the truth from the start,

794
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,147
which means that you punished us

795
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,145
for totally no reason.

796
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,997
Hey, she's right.

797
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,780
Hey, she's right.

798
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,825
Okay, I acknowledge I was

799
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,778
wrong.

800
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,868
Really, dad?

801
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:17,952
An acknowledgment?

802
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,997
That's not an apology.

803
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:21,831
Wait.

804
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,125
Let's talk about the fact that

805
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:23,998
the three of you just lied to me

806
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,880
the three of you just lied to me

807
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,250
about breaking the vase.

808
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,256
Well, I guess we're not

809
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,968
getting our apology.

810
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,798
[Laughs] Okay, I was wrong.

811
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,136
I apologize.

812
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,000
Wow, I never thought I'd hear

813
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,100
Wow, I never thought I'd hear

814
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,770
that, but I don't know.

815
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,729
It just doesn't feel like it's

816
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,178
enough.

817
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:40,477
Mm.

818
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,999
Maybe dad should copy some

819
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,730
Maybe dad should copy some

820
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,151
pages out of the dictionary.

821
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,019
No, no, the encyclopedia.

822
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997
No, no.

823
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,400
No, no.

824
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,574
I think you guys better get

825
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,691
upstairs and stop pressing your

826
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,148
luck.

827
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,997
I guess we'll always have,

828
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,700
I guess we'll always have,

829
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,292
"I apologize, huh-huh."

830
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,238
You want to keep copying the

831
00:17:59,328 --> 00:17:59,618
dictionary?

832
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,003
No. No, I do not.

833
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,120
No. No, I do not.

834
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,884
So who did crack this thing?

835
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,593
Good morning, Ms. Helen.

836
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,795
Oh, good morning.

837
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,545
I stopped at a garage sale on

838
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,257
my way to work, and look what I

839
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:17,996
found.

840
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,680
Found.

841
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,684
Isn't that cute?

842
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,265
Oh, it's adorable.

843
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:21,680
I love it.

844
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,137
[Phone rings]

845
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:23,997
Hello.

846
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,310
Hello.

847
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,566
Actually, yes, I would love to

848
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,000
hear about how I can save on my

849
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,940
hear about how I can save on my

850
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,026
Internet and cable services.

851
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:35,410
[Snickers]

852
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:35,999
But how is that bundle gonna

853
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,780
but how is that bundle gonna

854
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,236
save me any money?

855
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,785
Nuh-uh.

856
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,368
Come on.

857
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,292
It sounds like you're just

858
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,000
putting all my bills together

859
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,410
putting all my bills together

860
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,076
and calling it one bill...

861
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,504
On the same bill.

862
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,003
Ohh, okay.

863
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,250
Ohh, okay.

864
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,666
Yeah, I could do that.

865
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:51,674
Yeah.

866
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:52,375
So if I pay you $6.99, how much

867
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,004
do I get free?

868
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130
Do I get free?

869
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,296
Mm-hmm.

870
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,347
Oh...

871
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,232
Don.

872
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,228
I--i wasn't expect to see you

873
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,999
sitting in my office when I

874
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,100
sitting in my office when I

875
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,146
wasn't in here.

876
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,230
Well, ain't that something

877
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,004
else?

878
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,150
Else?

879
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,154
Please, sit down, please.

880
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,997
How may I help you?

881
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,370
How may I help you?

882
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,199
I owe you an apology.

883
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,294
I know your time is valuable,

884
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,249
but I thought this is something

885
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:23,998
we should discuss face-to-face.

886
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,040
We should discuss face-to-face.

887
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,543
Actually, I owe you an

888
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,674
apology.

889
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,000
No, it's my fault.

890
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,250
No, it's my fault.

891
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:30,915
I mean, you can't expect a

892
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,713
doctor to help you if you don't

893
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,835
tell her all the symptoms,

894
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,261
right?

895
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,628
[Laughs]

896
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,554
I appreciate that.

897
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,002
I do, but, Don, I'm gonna have

898
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,720
I do, but, Don, I'm gonna have

899
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,391
to refer you and sherri to a

900
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,929
different therapist.

901
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,973
I'm not seeing sherri

902
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:42,635
anymore.

903
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,723
Oh.

904
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,677
And I thought about what you

905
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,346
said.

906
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,484
I'm still afraid of puppets,

907
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,940
but I did get the point of your

908
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,690
story.

909
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,731
You know, all my friends have

910
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:51,774
always condoned my relationship

911
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,777
with sherri, but you're the only

912
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:53,999
person that's called me on my

913
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,480
person that's called me on my

914
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,318
stuff.

915
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,079
And I was thinking,

916
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,120
I need a woman like that I my

917
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,292
life.

918
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,000
So I was wondering,

919
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,160
so I was wondering,

920
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:10,626
maybe dinner sometime,

921
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,999
drinks?

922
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,170
Drinks?

923
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,965
How can I put this to you,

924
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,930
Don?

925
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,680
You need some help.

926
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,003
Just not mine.

927
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,510
Just not mine.

928
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,678
Best of luck to you.

929
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,318
Is that a no?

930
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,999
That's a no.

931
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,070
That's a no.

932
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,670
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